i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
"There’s a reason we separate military and the police: one fights the enemy of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
William Adama, Battlestar Galactica (via shaunofthebread)
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments
THAT IS QUEER
I AM QUEER
QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER